Me: I can't get a student ticket anymore!! Weird... Dad, I'm unemployed!
Dad: No, you're not unemployed.
Me: What? I mean, my summer job is over. I don't have a job.
Dad: Yes, but in order to be unemployed you have to be actively seeking a job.
Me: Oh. What am I then, if I'm not unemployed?
Dad: A weasel.
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